A.K.A.  Endorphin Therapy

Say did you hear the one about the doctors who were hired to get the E-Health system online? They had downloaded at government expense, an assortment of Star Wars games and extreme fighting videos...I sense a new mental illness being invented...Let’s see now for the DSM V how about…oh I’ve got it!... Star Wars/Jedi Knight Disorder?

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“Why would anyone want to leave a pony packed country to go to a non pony country? It just doesn't make sense!”

Jerry Seinfeld

 

Poor Jerry. He is “having trouble making sense of things” and we who have been diagnosed with the same symptom know what that means now don't we?

 

Whimsical Women's
Psychiatrist Silvertone Leather Strap Watch

 

Because EVERYTHING Has To Be

"Therapy"!

 

“A real intellectual can listen to the

 

William Tell overture and not even

 

THINK of the Lone Ranger.”


Vic Lee

Splitting Koans

The Zen-like Sustaining of Dysfunctional Relating

by Patricia Lefave, I.M.

Repeat these Zen-like Koans until you achieve the split reality necessary to be perpetually blameless.

Nothing has happened here so do not talk about what has not happened.

Do not allow 'her' to find out about what never happened.

Is it just awful to have a disease that makes you feel like you are living in hell Or is it just awful to be living in hell because you have been told that your real experience is just a disease and that it is all in your mind?

Be careful now. Do not let the people whom we are talking about know we are talking about them!

More to come....

Current Blog Article: Splitting Koans

“It is important for human beings to feel popular and well liked amongst a large group of human beings that we don’t really care for at all.”

Jerry Seinfeld