A.K.A.  Endorphin Therapy

 
 
 
 


Say did you hear the one about the doctors who were hired to get the E-Health system online? They had downloaded at government expense, an assortment of Star Wars games and extreme fighting videos...I sense a new mental illness being invented...Let’s see now for the DSM V how about…oh I’ve got it!... Star Wars/Jedi Knight Disorder?

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“Why would anyone want to leave a pony packed country to go to a non pony country? It just doesn't make sense!”

Jerry Seinfeld

 

Poor Jerry. He is “having trouble making sense of things” and we who have been diagnosed with the same symptom know what that means now don't we?

 

Whimsical Women's
Psychiatrist Silvertone Leather Strap Watch

 

 

Because EVERYTHING Has To Be

"Therapy"!

 

“A real intellectual can listen to the

 

William Tell overture and not even

 

THINK of the Lone Ranger.”


Vic Lee

SNL Cartoon- A “Dora” Clone

Dora takes us on an adventure with her sidekick, a cat named Mittens

While on this heroic adventure, a huge boulder started rolling downhill towards a Baby Penguin and our hero Mittens dashed into the rescue just in to time to push Baby Penguin out of the way to safety and managing to save himself as well. Whew! That was a close one!

Dora then gave the audience the lesson they were learning from this adventure by telling all of us children:

If Mittens chose to save Baby Penguin based on his beliefs, and his beliefs, are not under his own conscious control, does Mittens REALLY have free will?

“It is important for human beings to feel popular and well liked amongst a large group of human beings that we don’t really care for at all.”

Jerry Seinfeld

 
   
 
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