A.K.A.  Endorphin Therapy

 
 
 
 


Say did you hear the one about the doctors who were hired to get the E-Health system online? They had downloaded at government expense, an assortment of Star Wars games and extreme fighting videos...I sense a new mental illness being invented...Let’s see now for the DSM V how about…oh I’ve got it!... Star Wars/Jedi Knight Disorder?

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“Why would anyone want to leave a pony packed country to go to a non pony country? It just doesn't make sense!”

Jerry Seinfeld

 

Poor Jerry. He is “having trouble making sense of things” and we who have been diagnosed with the same symptom know what that means now don't we?

 

Whimsical Women's
Psychiatrist Silvertone Leather Strap Watch

 

 

Because EVERYTHING Has To Be

"Therapy"!

 

“A real intellectual can listen to the

 

William Tell overture and not even

 

THINK of the Lone Ranger.”


Vic Lee

McGyver is Coming Back!

This takes me back...

"Does anyone have a piece of string, a button, 3 peanuts,  and a wad of well chewed Hubba Bubba? If so, I can make a timer out of it which will allow us to blow this steel door off it's foundation, as long as I can find something to use as blasting material....  Oh good. There is a rancid parsnip over there in the corner.

Many people don't know this but they give off fumes which, if properly directed through a wet sock with a hole in the toe, which I also just happen to be wearing, will provide enough combustible gases to get the job done!"

McGyyyyvvverrrrr....!

Where is McGyver when I need him?

“It is important for human beings to feel popular and well liked amongst a large group of human beings that we don’t really care for at all.”

Jerry Seinfeld

 
   
 
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