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By Ben Hansen

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Freshman Psych Student Diagnoses Roommate With Bipolar Disorder

PORTLAND, OR-In a breakthrough discovery Monday, Portland State University freshman and Psychology 101 student Steve Wenger diagnosed roommate Chad Doane with bipolar disorder.

I think if we could just get all psych students to diagnose each other, we could save a whole lot of money by getting everyone drugged right away. If we did that, we could eliminate psychiatric hospitals and outpatient clinics completely and look at all the money we would save!

Better yet, why wait? Let's just drug everyone, everywhere, as a preventive measure. After all, we won't have to listen to any more whining and complaining about anything if no one ever gets the chance to start that stuff in the first place!

Do Dogs Go to Heaven?

Patricia’s Razor (like Ockham’s Razor)

Aggressors with hidden agendas of domination are not seen as aggressors by most people because their agendas are HIDDEN.

(Gawd! Years ago someone told me that the way I was now talking to psychiatric hospital staff sounded like I was ‘talking to idiots’)

We Need Many More of the Psychiatrized to do Stand-up in This Kind of Style
This is Non Violent Confrontation That Makes a Political Point

The Sane, The Insane, and Voluntary Commitment

More U.S.Children Being Diagnosed With Youthful Tendency Disorder

REDLANDS, CA–
Nicholas and Beverly Serna's daughter Caitlin was only four years old, but they already knew there was a problem.

More U.S. Children Being Diagnosed With Youthful Tendency Disorder
Day after day, upon arriving home from preschool, Caitlin would retreat into a bizarre fantasy world. Sometimes, she would pretend to be people and things she was not. Other times, without warning, she would burst into nonsensical song. Some days she would run directionless through the backyard of the Sernas' comfortable Redlands home, laughing and shrieking as she chased imaginary objects.

Onion Med Watch

When months of sessions with a local psychologist failed to yield an answer, Nicholas and Beverly took Caitlin to a prominent Los Angeles pediatric neurologist for more exhaustive testing. Finally, on Sept. 11, the Sernas received the heartbreaking news: Caitlin was among a growing legion of U.S. children suffering from Youthful Tendency Disorder.
"As horrible as the diagnosis was, it was a relief to finally know," said Beverly. "At least we knew we weren't bad parents. We simply had a child who was born with a medical disorder."
Youthful Tendency Disorder (YTD), a poorly understood neurological condition that afflicts an estimated 20 million U.S. children, is characterized by a variety of senseless, unproductive physical and mental exercises, often lasting hours at a time. In the thrall of YTD, sufferers run, jump, climb, twirl, shout, dance, do cartwheels, and enter unreal, unexplainable states of "make-believe."

"The Youthful child has a kind of love/hate relationship with reality," said Johns Hopkins University YTD expert Dr. Avi Gwertzman. "Unfit to join the adult world, they struggle to learn its mores and rules in a process that can take the entirety of their childhood. In the meantime, their emotional and perceptive problems cause them to act out in unpredictable and extremely juvenile ways. It's as though they can only take so much reality; they have to 'check out,' to go Youthful for a while."

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Please note: The story above is entirely fictitious.It is intended as satire. (I know. Sometimes it is so close to reality we can't be sure can we?)

“Jerry I need help. I am at First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe.”

Kramer
While Lost in New York
 from Seinfeld